Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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