Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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