belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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