I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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