dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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