Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Rumble strips road head = magical
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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