doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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