She is in my trunk
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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