So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
