So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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