She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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