Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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