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waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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