I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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