first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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