Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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