Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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