Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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