apparently the secret to your success is patron
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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