wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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