I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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