This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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