I'm pants shitting drunk right now
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
