How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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