can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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