He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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