in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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