Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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