i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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