how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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