We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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