He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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