Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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