that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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