He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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