Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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