What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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