My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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