The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
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