Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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