I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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