Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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