i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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