i permit you to call me
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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