please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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