Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He has the fingertips of a God
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