I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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