strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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