Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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