fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
