The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
