is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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