You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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