I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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