The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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