Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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