I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
send nudes
from the living room?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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